Definition of Frog, and Prince…… October 21, 2008

Are my standards to high? So I posted a question asking “Would it bother a guy if I have never been in a relationship? my summary was that I wasn’t in any relationships “Ever” or had a boyfriend, dated, whatever the Heck you want to call it, because of bad frogs and no prince’s. Ok so let me clarify “Frog”! and “Prince’s!” So some guys responded to my question (feel free to let me know how you feel as well) saying that i can’t be to hard on guys that may come along because of bad one’s in the past. here are my frogs:

Frog-a reptile that lives in swaps, lakes, forrest or wooded areas
My Frog-or a guy who treats you like crap
1. A guy who yells out “Hey girl, come here!” “Damn! you look sexy as hell!”, “Hey girl, what’s your name?”, “Hey, Light skinned”, and there is plenty more, i can write a freak-in’ book! and they all do this while standing on the street corner, in front of buildings, or while your at school. They also yell at you, while your waiting to go to high school and pull up in their cars.
2. They call you every name in the book but the child of God, when you say no, like “Lesbian!” or “Bitch!”
3. or They stare at you. Don’t say anything, whether they are attractive or not, they just look. Sometimes I don’t notice so my friends tell me, but when I do and I look back, they turn away.
4. They just want to have sex with you.

Are these Frogs? I would think so!

Definition of Prince:

Prince-A male who has a title over territory, land, a nation, that includes or is inhabited by a population. Then may or may not become a King.

My Prince- Has three common traits 1. Good Personality 2. Respect 3. Common Sense (no matter the race, income, or place of origin)

So, am I wrong for waiting for my prince to come along? Not wanting to get harmed physically or mentally is something that no human being wants. Not only that, I am a full time student and I work. I hang out with my friends and sometimes I like to go visit places myself, so it isn’t like I’m inaccessible. I am nice, funny, smart, I love sports and video games, I can talk about politics or movies, anything. Hey how about this I can read and I can write, DOUBLE WHAMMY!

Guys, are you scared then to date me now. does my simplicity scare you away? or does having those 3 basic things make you nervous?

Jade
xoxo

My Bordom knows no bounds…A Supernatural Fix! October 1, 2008

So this week I have decided to not watch the news or catch any episodes of “The Daily Show” and “Colbert Report.” Its soooooo Hard! I have been obsessed with the news, especially the presidential election. I am on the verge of having high blood pressure while in my early 20’s. (Yeah Crusty McCain, you were afraid of me putting my foot up your ass, you better have showed up to the debate!) speaking of crusty McCain, that debate was terrible, He sucked ass big time, “how do you suck ass? through a straw!” hahaha thanks Mika!

Anyway, back to my bordom. So no news has given me time to do other things and that doesn’t include homework(which is vital) or masturbation(realllllly imporant), but I have been on youtube, wayyyyyy to much. Last week I was over at Mika’s family House (w/o Mika) visiting her Sister Goose, you may know her from our podcasts, if not get your ass on it and start listening! Her sister’s and Mother love “Supernatural” it comes on CW network and the guys are supppppppper hot. I am espeically in love with Jensen Ackles (future Baby Daddy:) That show is sooooo scary, I hadn’t watched it in a while and Goose wouldn’t drive me back to my car on campus until she caught the episode. During the Weekend I was bored and started looking at Youtube and saw these video’s devoted to Jensen and his co-star Jared. OMG! people are sooooo freakin crazy. OK, I know what it’s like to have crushes, but jeeeeeeez is it really that serious? they collect pics and put music to it. I’m not trying to be mean, its just too much. I think its cool to see the interviews they do and the bloopers were really funny from their show, but look at the comments under the video’s. This girl got so made because someone said they didnt like Jensen’s body…hahahaha… Someone commented in Spainsh and the girl was like, “I know you have a different culture, but you don’t have to write things like that..” ahahaha… I wonder if they(Jensen & Jared) look themselves up on youtube and read these things?(Narcisim would have to be in play at that point). However, If I were famous I would look every once in a while to see who likes me and make a hit list of who hates me..hahaha, maybe I’m a narcisist?

In light of that, just trying to break the habit, it keeps me from looking up news, but my love for Jensen is too strong, I am slowly breaking that habit and going back to homework, not masturbation though(need a break:)

Check out supernatural its a great show, scary as hell, but interesting if you can stop looking at the two guy’s, also try not to watch too much news, very depressing, alittle can’t hurt everyonce in a while:)

How are you coping with the news? Let me know! any horror stories are you a news junkie too?

Peace, Love, holdin it down

Jade

xoxox

There better be a debate or else “Crusty McCain!” September 25, 2008

What the hell is he doing?

You old “GEEZER” your ass better be there! (words I know Obama wants to yell at McCain). This is ridiculous and obsured. McCain has been in Washington for 30 years and all of a sudden he gives a damn about this bill being passed, when he and most in his party are the ones who passed laws that caused this to happen. All their “De-regulating” has caused this crap to happen. Allowing companies to go right through and give people loans that they couldn’t pay for! I’m so damn mad….I wish that for once someone would do what’s right for the people, don’t give them money to do it again, help people who have bad loans, like their mortgage, credit cards, and car payments. We are the one’s who make these companies, our spending everyday drives this economy. We get loans and we continue the cycle of credit, and it is credit my friends that drives America’s economy and the world’s economy. Also, use this money to invest in jobs and an energy program that will allow prices for fuel to drop, be more affordable, and clean(its putting an even bigger dent in my pocket and I know alot of others feel the same way) and food prices will drop too, lets call it the trickle down theory of the Republican party! (using it in a point that actually makes sense!)

Now McCain wants to run for the Hills, no pon intended! he thinks that the American people are stupid! Dude! you want to be President and you think that by distracting people, not letting them hear what your going to do for us, is going to make you seem more “Presidential?” If anything, it makes you more incompetent, more ignorant of the issues, and more likely to look as if you will do anything to win!

Shame on you “CRUSTY McCain!”

Jade
xoxo

I think I’m Bi-Sexual…Are you dissapointed Now? By Mika September 20, 2008

I live in Kentucky. And that’s all I have to say… I know that where the colleges are, there are more liberal points of view but what about the permanent residents of the blue grass state? If you’ve listened to my show(Mika And Jade FancyPants), you’d know how I love to make the older, more conservative, Christian generations uncomfortable. I was in a Market store once with my co-host and at the time roomie, Jade. We joked around a little about our sexuality. In the check-out line, there was an older lady behind us (about 50 years old) and she was taking her money out to pay. As Jade and I finished paying for our things and grabbed our bags, I told Jade loudly, “I love being partners!” Jade couldn’t keep a straight face and as the cashier slowly looked up at us, I heard a gasp from the woman behind us. She dropped her money. As we walked away, satisfied to have terrified the local community, Jade slapped my butt, giving them more of a sense that Armageddon was nigh.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to cause commotion, but there comes a time when you ask yourself if what you’re pretending to be is what you really are-but afraid to admit it. I first realized this new page in my never-ending book of sexuality when I began my third year working at a campus library. I don’t look at people’s faces anymore… just their bodies(not when they’re looking). Of course I get aroused when a man wears the kind of pants that hug his crotch just right. Lately I’ve been getting the same feelings from looking upon women. The butt, the breasts…mmm cleavage! Women who wear the right kinds of bras make my day!

Even as I type this, I get a little uneasy. I always say that I don’t care what people think, and I say that with all of my honesty. But given America’s division when it comes to queer pride, rights and marriage(oh excuse me- Civil Unions), I think that I do care. I’ve made the decision that I won’t announce that I’m bi; at the same time, I’ll definately tell the truth if someone asks. I just don’t want to be treated differently…. Okay, I just typed that and my feminist side suddenly kicked me in the rear and told me to suck it up. I’m black, a woman, and not fully heterosexual… I can handle the first two and I know I can handle one more. So literally, in 15 minutes, I have confessed, broke down, and built myself back up again.

I am bi-sexual.

Thanks for spending your time reading my post…

Peace For All

Mika

Mute the Politics button for a sec., lets talk about Something ELSE…. September 13, 2008

Hey Peeps,

With all the stupid talk about “SARAH, animal Killin’, gun tuttin’, PALIN”, i have truely had enough of all the political rhetoric. Instead of talking about the issues, they are focusing on smearing. So lets mute that button for a sec., I will be writing about politics in the future for sure, but for now something else PLEASE!

Today, Mika and I did our first live show since our classes have begun again. one of the topics we talked about is “What is a smell that turns you on?” I had mentioned, in the “15th” episode soon to be posted, that I had read an interview done with an extremely “HOT” Native American actor known as Jay Tavare, in which he is asked that question. He replied “exotic flowers and the smell of baked bread” hahahaha..how cool is that? I am willing to learn the technique of baking bread if it would give me a chance, Working on it as we speak, However, I want to know yours. What makes you hot under the collar or other places? For me, its the scent of a man’s cologne, not just anykind, the kind that has secret ingredients mixed with a hormone to attract the opposite sex..:) I like it when a man smells fresh and clean, or even if he has his own natural scent…its very delicious! ALso, is there any food for you? I lovvvvvvvvve chocolate covered strawberries…yummy:)

Hit me up and let me know what you think at mikaandjade@hotmail.com, myspace.com/mikaandjade, or mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com

Thanks

Peace, love, always holdin it down
Jade
xoxoxoxo