There better be a debate or else “Crusty McCain!” September 25, 2008

What the hell is he doing?

You old “GEEZER” your ass better be there! (words I know Obama wants to yell at McCain). This is ridiculous and obsured. McCain has been in Washington for 30 years and all of a sudden he gives a damn about this bill being passed, when he and most in his party are the ones who passed laws that caused this to happen. All their “De-regulating” has caused this crap to happen. Allowing companies to go right through and give people loans that they couldn’t pay for! I’m so damn mad….I wish that for once someone would do what’s right for the people, don’t give them money to do it again, help people who have bad loans, like their mortgage, credit cards, and car payments. We are the one’s who make these companies, our spending everyday drives this economy. We get loans and we continue the cycle of credit, and it is credit my friends that drives America’s economy and the world’s economy. Also, use this money to invest in jobs and an energy program that will allow prices for fuel to drop, be more affordable, and clean(its putting an even bigger dent in my pocket and I know alot of others feel the same way) and food prices will drop too, lets call it the trickle down theory of the Republican party! (using it in a point that actually makes sense!)

Now McCain wants to run for the Hills, no pon intended! he thinks that the American people are stupid! Dude! you want to be President and you think that by distracting people, not letting them hear what your going to do for us, is going to make you seem more “Presidential?” If anything, it makes you more incompetent, more ignorant of the issues, and more likely to look as if you will do anything to win!

Shame on you “CRUSTY McCain!”

Jade
xoxo

I think I’m Bi-Sexual…Are you dissapointed Now? By Mika September 20, 2008

I live in Kentucky. And that’s all I have to say… I know that where the colleges are, there are more liberal points of view but what about the permanent residents of the blue grass state? If you’ve listened to my show(Mika And Jade FancyPants), you’d know how I love to make the older, more conservative, Christian generations uncomfortable. I was in a Market store once with my co-host and at the time roomie, Jade. We joked around a little about our sexuality. In the check-out line, there was an older lady behind us (about 50 years old) and she was taking her money out to pay. As Jade and I finished paying for our things and grabbed our bags, I told Jade loudly, “I love being partners!” Jade couldn’t keep a straight face and as the cashier slowly looked up at us, I heard a gasp from the woman behind us. She dropped her money. As we walked away, satisfied to have terrified the local community, Jade slapped my butt, giving them more of a sense that Armageddon was nigh.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to cause commotion, but there comes a time when you ask yourself if what you’re pretending to be is what you really are-but afraid to admit it. I first realized this new page in my never-ending book of sexuality when I began my third year working at a campus library. I don’t look at people’s faces anymore… just their bodies(not when they’re looking). Of course I get aroused when a man wears the kind of pants that hug his crotch just right. Lately I’ve been getting the same feelings from looking upon women. The butt, the breasts…mmm cleavage! Women who wear the right kinds of bras make my day!

Even as I type this, I get a little uneasy. I always say that I don’t care what people think, and I say that with all of my honesty. But given America’s division when it comes to queer pride, rights and marriage(oh excuse me- Civil Unions), I think that I do care. I’ve made the decision that I won’t announce that I’m bi; at the same time, I’ll definately tell the truth if someone asks. I just don’t want to be treated differently…. Okay, I just typed that and my feminist side suddenly kicked me in the rear and told me to suck it up. I’m black, a woman, and not fully heterosexual… I can handle the first two and I know I can handle one more. So literally, in 15 minutes, I have confessed, broke down, and built myself back up again.

I am bi-sexual.

Thanks for spending your time reading my post…

Peace For All

Mika

Mute the Politics button for a sec., lets talk about Something ELSE…. September 13, 2008

Hey Peeps,

With all the stupid talk about “SARAH, animal Killin’, gun tuttin’, PALIN”, i have truely had enough of all the political rhetoric. Instead of talking about the issues, they are focusing on smearing. So lets mute that button for a sec., I will be writing about politics in the future for sure, but for now something else PLEASE!

Today, Mika and I did our first live show since our classes have begun again. one of the topics we talked about is “What is a smell that turns you on?” I had mentioned, in the “15th” episode soon to be posted, that I had read an interview done with an extremely “HOT” Native American actor known as Jay Tavare, in which he is asked that question. He replied “exotic flowers and the smell of baked bread” hahahaha..how cool is that? I am willing to learn the technique of baking bread if it would give me a chance, Working on it as we speak, However, I want to know yours. What makes you hot under the collar or other places? For me, its the scent of a man’s cologne, not just anykind, the kind that has secret ingredients mixed with a hormone to attract the opposite sex..:) I like it when a man smells fresh and clean, or even if he has his own natural scent…its very delicious! ALso, is there any food for you? I lovvvvvvvvve chocolate covered strawberries…yummy:)

Hit me up and let me know what you think at mikaandjade@hotmail.com, myspace.com/mikaandjade, or mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com

Thanks

Peace, love, always holdin it down
Jade
xoxoxoxo

Mika And Jade’s Slide Show! September 10, 2008

Crusty McCain…and his Beautiful Wife by Mika September 6, 2008

I sat back on Saturday night and watched a forum session on CNN hosted by Pastor Rick Warren. He had conversations with both Barrack Obama and John McCain and he asked them the same type of questions. First of all, I want to say that although I like Obama and I thought that all of his answers were clear, understandable and perfectly thought out, I think he’s a bit long-winded. Talking for a long while is something I think that he needs to work on.  After Obama went first to take on the questions of Pastor Warren in front of his evangelist congregation, McCain arrived.  Phew! This needs a new paragraph!

I forced myself not to turn my television off when McCain sat down to begin. I needed to hear him speak so that I would gain a different perspective on things. One answer that I thought was very genuine and honest was to the question: What is your greatest downfall? He answered “My first marriage”. That is so relatable! But I felt that McCain didn’t answer the most of the questions that were asked of him. He kind of stepped around them and instead referred to the audience as his “friends”(every five minutes) and told more about when he was in prision. For instance, when Pastor Warren asked him a question along the lines of ‘What does Christianity mean to you  and how does it interpret into your everyday life’? McCain said “It means that I am ’saved’”(something like that) Then he turn to the audience and told about how he was imprisioned and how an emeny soldier drew a cross in the dirt for him one Christmas morning…… okay, another paragraph!

To John McCain From Mika FancyPants:  WE KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! We know already! You sent out a campaign commercial and you talk about it all the time while your beautiful wife is sits there like she’s never heard it before! NOTE: If you like McCain, dont read this last part…

McCain, you need to loosen up. Maybe dry-hump your beautiful wife(if she’s not getting it from somewhere else) since that’s all I’m sure you can do… sex after 70 can be hard work! Get dentures already! No one wants to see those nasty yellow teeth of yours! I know it’s hard but try to put on a real smile, see if you can raise those arms a little higher(Frankenstein), and only call your real friends ‘friends’. Phew! that’s enough venting!

Note to the Reader: I know that some may not be happy with what I’ve just written… so ahead and get it out… comment or email me at mikaandjade@hotmail.com or gmail or mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com

Peace For All,

Mika